Humourous quotes

jack-lemmon  "If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball." - Jack Lemmon, American Actor & Musician
yogi-berra"Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical." - Yogi Berra, MLB Legend
citation-de-ilie-nastase "I didn't declare my credit card stolen. Whoever took it can't possibly spend as much as my wife..." - Ilie Natase, tennis player    
citation-george-bernard-shaw-97 "The only sport I ever took part in was walking, during the funeral processions for all my friends who had been sportsmen" - George Bernard Shaw,...
citation-de-coluche-95  "Tennis and Ping-pong are one and the same. The only difference is that, in Tennis, the players stand on the table." - Coluche, French comic...